i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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