If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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