New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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