Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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