shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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