You work out of a Hotel?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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