What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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