After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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