No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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