We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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