party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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