i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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