Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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