evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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