I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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