We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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