In the future we'll all be gay
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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