Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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