Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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