ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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