Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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