Tell her she can't have a vagina
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .