Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...