Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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