I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Vodka?
Forever.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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