How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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