you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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