I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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