I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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