Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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