You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How does one acquire holy water?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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