I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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