I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
