I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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