So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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