Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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