I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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