He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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