Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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