She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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