belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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