My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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