It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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