Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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