okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Another day, another engagement, another cat
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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