there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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