Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Randomize
