but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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