I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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