What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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