He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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