Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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