I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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