then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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