what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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