if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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