I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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